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发表于 2010-5-17 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
侄子你终于认我做警察了~~~~~~抱住
YIN 发表于 2010-5-17 17:47

抱住舅舅~~~~~~~我进步了~~~~~~~~~~~
发表于 2010-5-17 18:03 | 显示全部楼层
表示提供四天线文的原文:
第一天:
Who killed Cock Robin

Who killed Cock Robin?  
I, said the Sparrow,  
With my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.  

谁杀死了知更鸟?  
我,麻雀说,  
用我的弓和箭,
我杀了知更鸟。  

Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly,
With my little eye,
I saw him die.  

谁看见他的死?
我,苍蝇说,
用我的小眼睛,
我看见他死去。  

Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
With my little dish,
I caught his blood.  

谁取走了他的血?
我,鱼说,
用我的小碟子,
我取走了他的血。  

Who'll make his shroud?
I, said the Bettle,
With my thread and needle,
I'll make the shroud.

谁来为他制丧衣?
我,甲虫说,
用我的线和针,
我来为他制丧衣。

Who'll dig his grave?
I, said the Owl,
With my pick and shovel,
I'll dig his grave.

谁来为他挖坟墓?
我,猫头鹰说,
用我的锄和铲
我来为他挖坟墓。  

Who'll be the parson?
I, said the Rook,
With my little book,
I'll be the parson.

谁来当他的牧师?
我,乌鸦说,
用我小小的册子,
我来当他的牧师。  

Who'll be the clerk?
I, said the Lark,
If it's not in the dark,
I'll be the clerk.

谁来为他记史?
我,云雀说,
如果不是在黑暗中,
我来为他记史。  

Who'll carry the link?
I, said the Linnet,
I'll fetch it in a minute,
I'll carry the link.

谁来秉持火把?
我,红雀说,
我马上就把它拿来,
我来秉持火把。  

Who'll be the chief mourner?
I, said the Dove,
I mourn for my love,
I'll be chief mourner.

谁来充当丧主?
我,鸽子说,
我来悼念我的爱人,
我来充当丧主。  

Who'll carry the coffin?
I, said the Kite,
If it's not through the night,
I'll carry the coffin.

谁来运载棺材?
我,鸢说。
如果不用穿过夜晚,
我将运载棺材。  

Who'll bear the pall?
We, said the Wren,
Both the cock and the hen,
We'll bear the pall.

谁来负责棺罩?
我们,鹪鹩说,
夫妇俩一起,
我们来负责棺罩。  

Who'll sing a psalm?
I, said the Thrush,
As she sat on a bush,
I'll sing a psalm.

谁来吟唱圣歌?
我,画眉说,
她停坐在灌木上,
我来吟唱圣歌。  

Who'll toll the bell?
I, said the Bull,
Because I can pull,
I'll toll the bell.

谁来敲响丧钟?
我,公牛说,
因为我能够拉,
我来敲响丧钟。  

All the birds of the air
Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll
For poor Cock Robin.

空中所有的鸟
叹息并且悲哀
当他们听到丧钟响起
为了可怜的知更鸟。  

NOTICE
To all it concerns,
This notice apprises,
The Sparrow's for trial,
At next bird assizes.

启事
给所在有关者,
这则启事通知,
麻雀将受审判,
在下次的鸟儿巡回审判中。  
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第二天:

Solomon Grundy  

Solomon Grundy,  
Born on a Monday,  
Christened on Tuesday,  
Married on Wednesday,  
Took ill on Thursday,  
Worse on Friday,  
Died on Saturday,  
Buried on Sunday.  
This is the end  
Of Solomon Grundy.  

所罗门·格朗迪
星期一出生
星期二受洗
星期三结婚  
星期四生病  
星期五病危  
星期六死亡  
星期天掩埋  
这就是
所罗门·格朗迪的结束
=====================
第三天:

Cut Thistles In May  

Cut thistles in May,  
They’ll grow in a day;  
Cut them in June,  
That is too soon;  
Cut them in July,  
Then they will die.  

五月割蓟,  
他们一天就长;  
六月割蓟,  
那会太快;  
七月割蓟,  
他们死亡。  
==================
第四天:

Ten Little Nigger Boys Went Out To Dine  

Ten little nigger boys went out to dine;  
One choked his little self, and then there were nine.  
Nine little nigger boys sat up very late;  
One overslept himself, and then there were eight.  

十个小黑人出外用膳;  
一个噎死还剩九个。  
九个小黑人熬夜到很晚;  
一个睡过头还剩八个。  

Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon;  
One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven.  
Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks;  
One chopped himself in half, and then there were six.  

八个小黑人在到丹文游玩;  
一个说要留在那儿还剩七个。  
七个小黑人在砍柴;  
一个把自己砍成两半还剩六个。

Six little nigger boys playing with a hive;  
A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five.  
Five little nigger boys going in for law;  
One got in chancery, and then there were four.  

六个小黑人玩蜂窝;  
一只黄蜂叮住一个还剩五个。  
五个小黑人进入法院;  
一个被留下还剩四个。  

Four little nigger boys going out to sea;  
A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.  
Three little nigger boys walking in the Zoo;  
A big bear bugged one, and then there were two.  

四个小黑人到海边;  
一条红鲱鱼吞下一个还剩三个。  
三个小黑人走进动物园里;  
一只大熊抓走一个还剩两个。  

Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun;  
One got frizzled up, and then there was one.  
One little nigger boy living all alone;  
He got married, and then there were none.  

两个小黑人坐在太阳下;  
一个热死只剩一个。  
一个小黑人觉得好寂寞;  
他上吊后一个也不剩。  
==============================
第五天:

Humpty Dumpty  

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,  
And all the king's men,  
Couldn't put Humpty together again.  

蛋放在墙上,
蛋重重的摔下来。
就算聚集了国王所有的马,
就算聚集了国王所有的臣子,
蛋也不能恢复原来的样子 。
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发表于 2010-5-17 18:04 | 显示全部楼层
影子控局一句话都不会多说,只有提问和推人…
长安 发表于 2010-5-17 16:03

默~```我想起来了~~~~~~~好象是如此的~~
发表于 2010-5-17 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
表示提供四天线文的原文:
第一天:
Who killed Cock Robin

Who killed Cock Robin?  
I, said the Sparrow,  
With my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.  

谁杀死了知更鸟?  
我,麻雀说,  
用 ...
爱丽丝钳 发表于 2010-5-17 18:03

太美好了~~~~~~~~`!星星眼~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
发表于 2010-5-17 18:12 | 显示全部楼层
=..=
第一天俺们都想刀鸭子,我个人的感觉是鸭子预热的表现像有身份的,结果还真是有身份,然而是个杯具的身份……=v=
后来么就看发言……意识流……抽签……
一直在纠结鱼缸,因为第一天居然没立刻站对队太奇怪了,一度还猜测是猫……当然寿喜锅等等也让俺们很纠结……/___\
最后,第一天为啥选择跳民:首先,俺是放养的,就俺当匪时的弱气场基本很难好好跳警,而且为啥人家一上来就猛踩“警”这个概率太小,鸭子君也说过了……跳猫鼠,也考虑过,但之前基本是锅子踩我而我没咋回击过,这长得就不像猫鼠,而且根据上局蛤蟆君的遭遇,跳了猫鼠也很可能被大家推掉,再而且真猫鼠知道我是假跳,要是鸭子也加入踩我的队伍那会更难招架……跳民最轻松,依据也稍微站得住脚些,其实也是“希望大家把我们当猫鼠吧”这么想的,虽然显然它失败了……总结:铝锅先踩的俺,所以俺就失掉先机了……
这局很有爱,俺们很欢乐,警队很神奇,民们很伟大~滚走~
发表于 2010-5-17 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
拍兔子,发现锅子来者不善,应抢先刷他验匪,这样他就基本别想下来了,除非俩警LB。
发表于 2010-5-17 18:17 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 兔毫盏 于 2010-5-17 18:31 编辑

表示刚去了会客厅……
表示看到了虐物……
表示无话可说……
表示我也被传染了啊哈哈哈哈……
发表于 2010-5-17 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 兔毫盏 于 2010-5-17 18:26 编辑
拍兔子,发现锅子来者不善,应抢先刷他验匪,这样他就基本别想下来了,除非俩警LB。
长安 发表于 2010-5-17 18:16

发现也是一个过程口牙~
等七成认定那是警时先机已失~
(别问我为啥要七成……= =)

捂脸,俺当不来匪……
发表于 2010-5-17 18:25 | 显示全部楼层
拍兔子,发现锅子来者不善,应抢先刷他验匪,这样他就基本别想下来了,除非俩警LB。
长安 发表于 2010-5-17 18:16

点,锅子如此混乱,居然不抓住时机~~~~~~~~
发表于 2010-5-17 18:37 | 显示全部楼层
最后一天票台六分
当我出票以后爱丽丝3票
我上了票台,如果鱼缸身份不好,那么会拔我的票,鸭子再加上一票,然后拉入重投,双杀或者龙珠没看到,直接我死。。。那时候我就在想= =OTL,如果我被票死,我肯定求匪帮明天刀了P~~~然后又可以一起死了~哇哈哈……
我拿到身份就在想,丫的这次不被票死就能活到最后了哦耶~~~~~~
然后LF和P,在锅子刷红,砚台跳民以后基本排成民~~~我想的好好的三个一起活到最后的,结果某牙刷自己打酱油把自己一条命打没了=W=

至于踩JC。好吧,我一上来三句话点了1匪然后连踩。。。2警察………………
铝锅的反应我觉得不像匪,当时注意力还在爱丽丝身上的
我开始保铝锅踩爱丽丝的时候。铝锅贴人贴的太厉害了。还来了句“正直同问”。然后忍不住我踩回去了。当时觉得浴球、可乐是好身份。他们跟着一起踩。然后铝锅回了句:不怕!!我就回去爬楼。爬完了刚反应过来铝锅好身份,而且鱼缸和浴球在催促着跳警,刚发了一贴想把舆论带回,保你下来。一发完刷新就看到红字我都心衰了………然后为了不让大家爆民/继续票JC。就一路挺铝锅。。。。还好砚台跳的是民,如果跳J,的确我还是要纠结一会。。
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